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“I’m an animal / Half man half mammal” Jay-Z Already Home
I don’t want to get into a theological debate with the God MC but he’s 100% both. This line and his classic “45 revolve like the sun round the earth” flub is proof of Hova’s God-complex. Let’s hope he and Beyoncé don’t name any of their children JC.
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“Strangling niggas like Poisonous octopus” Busta Rhymes Renaissance Rap (Remix)
Do poisonous octopus exist? Technically, all octopuses are poisonous. Could it kill a man? There is only one that I know of that can kill a man: the blue-ringed octopus. Would it strangle a man? Not likely, they are only 5-8 inches big. FYI: in general octopuses don’t actually “strangle” their prey. They inject it with poisonous saliva and suck out the meat with their beaks. So the line should actually read, “I suck niggas meat like poisonous octopuses”
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I might speak another language but I’m not Scottish- E-40 Behind Gates
The first time I heard 40 Water say “pull a forty out of my ball cap and then I flush it down my esopha-garus” I knew something was off about this guy. (How can he fit a 40 oz. in his hat?) Scotland has three officially languages: English, Scots, and Scottish Gaelic. However, almost all Scots speak the same language as E-40, only the Scots are easier to understand.
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“Y’all not playing with a full decks as if I jacked out your Jacks and left 50 cards” - Ludacris Cry Babies (Oh No)
Honest mistake. He said Jacks when he meant Jokers. Could have happened to anybody. Hey, I can’t be snarky all the time.
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“I was jealous when you both said her mouth was like piranha” Pusha T Cook It Down
Push needs to catch up on his Discovery Channel (or watch The Toy with Richard Pryor) if he thinks getting head from a chick with teeth like a piranha is anything to be jealous of. Yuck!
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Bring our troops back from Iraq; keep our troops out of Iran/ so the next couple bars I’mma drop ‘em in Islam. Kanye Power (Remix)
Me calling this the worst Kanye verse ever is not hyperbole. After his “big brother came through and kicked his ass” on the Diamonds remix you would think he would be more careful. This entire verse is hard to sit through but this line is the absolute worst. Hello, Rosetta Stone? I’d like to order the Islam language disk. Yes, Islam. Go where? I made Jesus Walks, I’m never going to Hell!
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Copping the biggest diamonds makes me sort of bi-polar- Diddy Everything I love
I have no idea what he means by this. Bipolar disorder is a condition in which a person goes back and forth between periods of feeling very good and feeling deeply depressed. Maybe this is a cry for help. Poor Diddy has to deal with the detrimental effects of being rich for so long that it has turned him bipolar. He’s been telling us this for years. He’s already told us that he won’t stop. He already told use that he won’t stop. He doesn’t even know how to stop.
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“Insane in the membrane” Cyprus Hill- Insane in the Brain
Proof that if you say something a million times it starts to make sense. There are a lot of different types of membranes but the basic idea is that it’s a barrier that keeps unwanted stuff out and keeps wanted stuff in. Good news: smoke all you want, you will never go “insane in the membrane”. Bad news: This song is like the Jaws theme music. If you hear it, you’re about to be Bro-Raped.
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“I meaner than medulla oblongata” Ludacris - Mouthing Off
To be fair the fault doesn’t really fall on Mr. Bridges but on the OG Water boy himself Adam Sandler. I blame him for so many other things (the death of cinema for one) but that’s another post for another blog. The truth is that the medulla oblongata has nothing to do with aggression. It controls autonomic functions such as breathing, digestion and heart rate. It’s also is responsible for the coordination of body movements. Granted “I make that booty shake like the medulla oblongata” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
